Hand us that spyglass so we can peep those biceps!

Hey Panda Peeps!
What do you call a pirate who talks about himself in third person? Garret, in his new Pirate Outfit, of course! Oh, sorry, were you expecting a punchline just now? Well, we’d never joke around when it comes to this seafarin’ hunk! How heavy do you think that anchor is? And he’s just throwing it over his shoulder like it’s a sack of oranges? That kind of strength is no laughing matter!
Witness the majesty for yourself by completing the Limited Time Event! All you gotta do is log in every day to collect your Daily Event Tokens, and those tanned, glistening, muscle-y pirate arms will be all yours for the looting!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas